Yahoo奇摩新聞 「愛情，總是開始於自我欺騙。」王爾德20句幽默毒雞湯，看完更懂人生了
「做你自己，因為别人都有人做了。」這句話出自愛爾蘭作家、詩人王爾德（Oscar Wilde），他是 19 世紀最偉大的劇作家與藝術家之一，除了藝術天賦驚人，他那些出乎意料但發人深省的妙語連珠，更使當時整個倫敦為之傾倒，成為眾多英國人的所愛所恨。
然而經過一百多年再看王爾德的文字，依舊讓人會心一笑，如果他生在現代，相信一定也是一位大膽搶眼、色彩明豔的意見領袖。現在，就一起來欣賞他智慧風趣的愛情、人生語錄吧。
1. 人生就是一件蠢事，追著另一件蠢事而來，而愛情則是兩個蠢東西追來追去。
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
2. 愛情，總是開始於自我欺騙，結束於欺騙他人。這就是所謂的浪漫。
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self; and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.That is what the world calls a romance.
3. 在我看來，家才是男人最適合的領域。當然，一旦一個男人開始忽視他的家庭責任，他就會變得陰柔地讓人討厭，不是嗎？
The home seems to me to be the proper sphere for the man. And certainly once a man begins to neglect his domestic duties he becomes painfully effeminate, does he not?
4. 男人因疲倦而結婚，女人因好奇而結婚；最終他們都會失望。
Men marry because they are tired；women because they are curious；both are disappointed.
5. 哭泣是平凡女人的專利。漂亮女人去購物。
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
6. 什麼是離婚的主要原因？結婚。
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
7.男人總想找一個像初戀的女人。女人則都想成為男人的最後一個女人。
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance.
8. 擁有一份永久的收入，比擁有迷人的魅力更好。
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
9. 擺脫誘惑的唯一方法就是屈服於它。除了誘惑，我可以抵抗一切。
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. I can resist everything but temptation.
10. 一個人應該永遠戀愛。這就是一個人永遠不應該結婚的原因。
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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